Happy song 4

Well it is just fun thinking about Stig from Top Gear here. Some say:
he’s wanted by the CIA, and that he sleeps upside down like a bat...
Some say that his heart ticks like a watch, and that he’s confused by stairs...
Some say that he sucks the moisture from ducks, and that his crash helmet is modelled on Britney Spears’ head...
Some say he's banned from the town of Chichester...
Some say his scrotum has its own small gravity field...
All we know is that he is...The STIG.